Monday, July 19, 2010 | 9:32 AM

A close friend of mine is getting posted out. I am deeply saddened by it. He took the opportunity to secretly add two offs into the system for some of us. I hope it will never get found out. The asshole superior of mine suddenly announced that he wanna award me with a good performance off. For being a worker and not taking MC LOL. I bet he's blind. I'm sure the others will be bitching about it but who gives a damn. If I get all the offs, I'll have 11 offs and 9 leaves, enough for me to fuck off 2 months earlier. (provided I start taking MCs tactically)